Sunday, August 28, 2011

Dream Catcher

Dear Dream Catcher-
You're not doing very well at your job. I'm still having nightmares. In fact, they're getting more frequent and worse. Because now I have nightmares of backlash from the world over having finally admitted to some people that I like girls. Please fix yourself so I can sleep again.
Sincerely,
A Would-be Dreamer